EXHIBIT 01: GET ME A BIRKIN B Intro Oversized Hoodie
Athletic Heather / S
€159,00
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EXHIBIT 01: GET ME A BIRKIN B Intro Oversized Hoodie
€159,00
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Description
In this work, desire is stripped of sentimentality and shown in its most distilled form — value over gesture. The phrase rejects the performative softness of romance, replacing it with a demand for substance. Here, the cotton hoodie becomes an artifact of modern expectation: a commentary on how meaning shifts when affection is expressed through objects of status rather than symbols of tenderness. The composition echoes museum minimalism — a quiet, cold tension between what is offered and what is truly desired. Nothing here seduces; it clarifies.
Statement — FUCK FLOWERS GET ME A BIRKIN.
Medium:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Statement — FUCK FLOWERS GET ME A BIRKIN.
Medium:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 96.5-104.1 | 57.2 |
| M | 73 | 106.7-114.3 | 57.2 |
| L | 75.6 | 116.8-124.5 | 61.6 |
| XL | 78.1 | 127-134.6 | 61.6 |
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
